I Sold Some Guy an Australian Shiraz! I was hanging around Chambers Street Wines yesterday, kind of helping out during the Christmas rush. A customer came in looking for an Australian Shiraz for $15.00. I accompanied the fellow over to the Australian Section of the store where I found a Cimicky 2000 Barossa Shiraz Daylight Chamber for $14.99. God only knows what's in that bottle! I put the bottle in my hand, gave it to the customer, told him it was delicious, walked him to the cashier, watched him pay for the bottle (privately noting his AMEX number), and then opened the door for him as he happily left the store. How can I look my children straight in their eyes?
sir this holiday season we are warning all children not to cross their eyes. there have been reported cases of recreational eye crossing that have wound up as a permanent condition!
Is there any relationship between eye crossing and Shiraz?
well it is considered a remedy in the outback.
i use it to keep fleas off my humps.
i use it in my bong.
A word to the wise - never look your children straight in the eyes.
They'll switch souls with you and burn any evidence.
How do you sleep at night, Joe?
miz mona! have you been usin' the mayor's bong?
Just the left in Australia, right eye up here...
Gimme the Amex number, I gotta buy some Rubicon as a gift......
you suck zebra! why don't you buy some loire wine like mr. dresser says!
I would cross that river, but the Rubicon has only one buffalo...
who's your mamma, who's your mamma!
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