gil belongs. period. no arguments.
- the sheriff (guest) 1-07-2003 7:20 pm

How is it that Hodges was never elected?

Personally, I hate Gary Carter. He was some sort of born-again Christian when the Mets won the world series with him. Carter used to spend endless time in post-game interviews praising Jesus Christ and thanking God for his 7th inning double.

My understanding was that President Bush was leading our nation in a struggle against religous fanatics. What sort of example does this make for American children? Praise Jesus Christ and you're elected to the Hall of Fame!

What's next? Barry Bonds in a Chador?

Remember, it is only a small step from thanking Jesus Christ for your 7th inning double to comandeering a passenger plane into a skyscraper and killing thousands of people.

Yes, I'm bitter. No more Hérétiques!
- Joe Dressner 1-07-2003 8:11 pm

um, sir...are you all right?
- the sheriff (guest) 1-07-2003 8:15 pm

You better come to France and protect me!

I'm experiencing a lot of issues these days. Plus I have a cold since last night. Sheriff: what do you suggest for nasal decongestion? Something non-drowsy and anti-terrorist?
- Joe Dressner 1-07-2003 8:34 pm

i just snort some ketel one.
- the sheriff (guest) 1-07-2003 8:41 pm

Rudolf Giuliani?
- Zebra (guest) 1-08-2003 2:06 am

Remember, chanting the praise of your imaginary friend is the other side of chanting the curses of your imaginary enemies as you blow yourself up. Perhaps the congestion agrees with you, Joe. Bring on Gil. Remember the old Zappa son 'Jesus thinks you are a jerk'?Perhaps you can blast it for Gary upstate, just to make you feel better.
- Zebra (guest) 1-08-2003 2:11 am

Look, I'm as much for Jesus Christ as the next guy.

But he should be kept out of baseball.
- Joe Dressner 1-08-2003 3:10 am

bring back the fugs.
- the camel (guest) 1-08-2003 12:04 pm

I guess Gary believed a spiritual master from two thousand years ago also had the vision to help one hit the curve ball, and not get too drunk and cheat on one's wife every road trip. .......... But I think those references are in the Gnostic gospels....
- Zebra (guest) 1-08-2003 12:52 pm

no wonder you never see a zebra in a nativity scene.
- the camel (guest) 1-08-2003 1:14 pm

Constantine the Great chased me out....
- zebra (guest) 1-08-2003 4:19 pm

run out of town by a guy with a girl's name.
- the camel (guest) 1-08-2003 4:31 pm

better not let me near the ouzo after that crack.....
- Zebra (guest) 1-08-2003 7:11 pm

Ay Caramba!
- NYScott (guest) 1-09-2003 6:30 pm

i'm gonna whup that zebra. i'll hit him on friday and he'll wind up on saturday.
- the camel (guest) 1-09-2003 6:54 pm

i'm the peacekeeper here and i'm sayin' settle down.
- the sheriff (guest) 1-09-2003 7:15 pm

Ay Caramba!
- NYScott (guest) 1-10-2003 11:57 pm

i need to determine if ay caramba is a dirty word.
- the sheriff (guest) 1-11-2003 11:31 am

Only in certain parts of Mexico. Joe will know. He was there recently for vacation with the Senora.
- NYScott (guest) 1-11-2003 10:57 pm

Umm. Sorry about the Les Hérétiques 2001! I did that. Please know that the three-case purchase that wiped out the CSW inventory contributed to the wedding celebration of my good friends, Andy and Tish. So, don't be bitter - you've done a mitzvah. Gil Hodges for the Hall!
- Jayson (guest) 1-31-2003 2:52 pm